"If hell was good would you go there?"

-Joe

 

"Life is short, eat biscuits."

-Dennis

 

"What if a terrorist tried to become president?" (Amanda)

"DEEERP! I vote for the president!" (Zane)

 

"I know a kid who has sex with bagels..."

-Dennis

 

"Kids in the backseat don't cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids."

-Zane

 

"It's better to have people think you are an idiot rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

-Mark Twain

 

"Salad isn't food! It's what food eats!"

-Dennis

 

"Curiosity didn't kiill the cat, it made the kittens!"

-Zane

 

"I hope life's not a big joke because I don't get it..."

-Dennis

 

"People who speak the loudest have nothing to say."

-Mark Twain

 

"there you are...you look like yourself..."

-Zane

 

"Life is good when you're asleep..."

-unkown

 

"Nobody's perfect; I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect."

-unkown

 

"Apes are stupid...monkeys, however, are smart..."

-Matt

 

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here!"

-Steve

 

"OH YEAH! I shot him! No...wait...this is wrestling!!'

-Jonathan

 

"HEY YOUNG MAN! Don't you 'come on!' me!"

-Susie

 

"Light a man a fire, then it'll keep him warm for a day.

Light a man on fire, then it'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."

-unknown

 

"Don't treat women like objects. Treat objects like women."

-cordear