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- Go for two days without sleep and then have sex.
- Eat a cactus.
- Call a "code 3" in the Wal Mart house department section.
- Get in the middle of the nearest 4-way intersection and tie your shoe.
- Put a chlorine bomb inside a dead fish and set it off.
- Jump off an 18-story buidling. (it's really fun, trust me)
- Have sex with a bagel.
- Throw a bag of Cheese Nips into a moving fan.
- Lock a dead body in your trunk and see how long it takes for police to put you under capital punishment.
- Make a time machine.
- Make a band with completely screwed up people and instruments. Then record the "music" you make and e-mail it to me.
- Have a contest to see who can stare at a dog's ass without blinking the longest.
- Tie some fireworks down to a deserted intersection and set them off.
- Put some minor explosives in a the bottom of a garbage can and set them off once it gets full.
- Go into a pornshop with a trenchcoat and a false mustache, and buy 50 tapes of differant variety.
- Drink 3 bottles of Snapple Juice under 5 minutes and jump up and down.
- Try to get women to take off their tops without getting slapped.
- Videotape your parents having sex.
- Play "Taps" (Lift up car handles until you find a vehicle with an alarm)
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