Stupid Shit

Go for two days without sleep and then have sex.
Eat a cactus.
Call a "code 3" in the Wal Mart house department section.
Get in the middle of the nearest 4-way intersection and tie your shoe.
Put a chlorine bomb inside a dead fish and set it off.
Jump off an 18-story buidling. (it's really fun, trust me)
Have sex with a bagel.
Throw a bag of Cheese Nips into a moving fan.
Lock a dead body in your trunk and see how long it takes for police to put you under capital punishment.
Make a time machine.
Make a band with completely screwed up people and instruments. Then record the "music" you make and e-mail it to me.
Have a contest to see who can stare at a dog's ass without blinking the longest.
Tie some fireworks down to a deserted intersection and set them off.
Put some minor explosives in a the bottom of a garbage can and set them off once it gets full.
Go into a pornshop with a trenchcoat and a false mustache, and buy 50 tapes of differant variety.
Drink 3 bottles of Snapple Juice under 5 minutes and jump up and down.
Try to get women to take off their tops without getting slapped.
Videotape your parents having sex.
Play "Taps" (Lift up car handles until you find a vehicle with an alarm)